Photo: 3D Realistic Render of Super Mario

If Mario were real, he'd look like this (click to enlarge, though you may not want to):

Yeah I think he looks creepy too. It's not so much the massive mustache, the thick sideburns, or even the grey-ing chin stubble. It's those eyes.

The image was put together using CS2 and multiple layers from random faces. The author says the that chin stubble was from Jon MacEnroe.

From [Pixeloo]