Can't Find A Wii? Here's Why

Wondering why you can never find the Nintendo Wii in stock? It may be because Wii production plant workers might are having a bit too much fun! From the Joy of Tech (click on image to enlarge):

Want a Wii, but can't afford one? Here are some rather tempting offers (unverified):

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